Tuesday, December 13, 2011

"Hey! What's Going On?"

I know I haven't written in a very long time, but it is mostly because sometimes I just don't feel like drawing pictures. Trust me, I have had numerous ideas for a blog topic, but it always fails. When I sit down to draw the pictures, it goes something like this:


I begin to draw, and sometime within 30 seconds, this happens:


Except I have no mouth, so it's more like this:

I get so depressed as I face the fact that I let my readers down. How could I do such a thing? They depend on me so much to bring humor and joy into the lives, and I am not doing so.

Photo Credit: ImageShack

By the way, I watched Tangled, and I thought it was the cutest movie ever.

Anyway, back to the point, I would feel miserable, and then I would have these moments where I had sudden epiphanies. It's my blog! I don't have to draw pictures! I can use real pictures! I can use no pictures and be just as hilarious and awesome with only words!

Let me tell you what I have been up to: I decided to run for President of the United States. I think I have a better platform then all of the candidates out there! I am running for a third party: the Nerditerians! I believe that we need to focus on more important issues like making Pluto a planet again so Sailor Pluto does indeed have a place on Sailor Moon. I also think our education system is lacking. It's a sad day when people don't know the original 150 Pokémon. Look, I have a campaign poster already made.

Photo taken by: Bellezza Photography. Edited by: Canaan Hess

Then, I realized I am fourteen years younger than the requirement. Maybe in a few more elections, but I may lose interest by then.

I also got addicted to Skyrim. I am waiting for Grant to get done playing it so I can play.

Oh, and I started dating someone. His name is Grant.

Photo taken by: Bellezza Photography

He's pretty cool. We're going to start a blog together, and you should read it when that happens.

I really just wanted to blog. I really have no story. The end.